Why having a tall husband kicks ass
Posted in Body Image, Marriage and tagged with Fatherhood, Marriage on 10/05/2009 04:58 pm by RachaelHaving a tall husband kicks ass. Ony several different levels–let me break them down:
First, and most importantly, when you are 5′1 and your husband is 6′5, he is always looking at you from a downward angle. Downward people! No wonder he seems oblivious to the fact that I am indeed fat!  This is the short chubby woman’s lottery. And, BONUS! My boobs are so big that is where is line of vision probably stops. Beautiful.
Another brilliant benefit of having a big ol man at home, is he turns from man to human jungle gym instantly. Down on all 4’s he has enough back space to ride 2 kids (with room for a third…hmmm…one day) horseback at the same time. Standing upright he reminds me of a strong oak tree–suitable for swinging and climbing on.
If, and let me stress if, some crazy stalker were scoping out our house with malicious intent…the sight of a large-and-in-charge man might be more hassle than our little house is worth. I tell myself that anyway.
So honey, your mind and friendship are why I married you, but your body is what keeps me around 
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October 7th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Very cute! I myself apparently have a predilection for men about two inches shorter than I am. That’s my ex, and that’s my new boyfriend. But the boyfriend is HOT and MUSCLED and loves that I am tall and statuesque, so it’s all bonus!
October 20th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
that is too cute! I have often wondered if women seem
skinnier to much taller men myself, since they are looking down @ you, hey that could work to my advantage
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
love it! too bad Chris is 5′7″ (if we’re being generous!)