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To my fabulous boobs: May you RIP

As I got into the shower today, I saw your buoyancy has gone away
We have had some great times, been through thick and thin,
You have made many men sheepishly grin.
You helped me snag a great man, who made me his wife,
You have been like two best friends with me for life.
Now I’m afraid you just lay on my belly flat,
Oh how I long for your perky youth back.
You no longer tempt men, but please feel no guilt,
Because you make the sweetest mama’s milk!

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